» A truly dramatic story…

stars-cant-do-it-not-today:

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"Martha I need to know… Are you cheating on me?"

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"Darling I d-don’t know what you are talki-"

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"DON’T YOU LIE TO ME MARTHA I SAW THE NEW LACY UNDERWEAR, AND THE USED CONDOM!" 

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"I’m so sorry Harold, I am so sorry" 

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"WHO IS HE MARTHA!? WHO!?"

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"It is I! Antonio! The pool cleaner!"

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"While you were away at work I did what you couldn’t!"

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"Please your wife!"

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"Let’s go Martha, we have sweet love making to do!"

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"Martha! What about our child Maybel!?"

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"M-Momma?"

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"Harold she’s not even yours…"

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"NOOOOOOOOOOO"

Sally is secretly the most powerful pasta of all -Kitt-chan

Friendly reminder that the ask blog I made for a potato so many months ago, is still up and is still taking asks.

thecityhorse:

adriofthedead:

swearbythefrecklesonthemoon:

chekhovs:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.

It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!

Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]

Go to the website HERE.

It’s just a click… takes about 1 or 2 seconds.

there’s no pop-up ads or anything on the site

just click it once and you’re done

if all of my followers click, it’s more than a few thousand meals so.. please?

Food fur the babbies, are mew kitten me? Click away my lovelies!

Artist:
Megurine Luka
Track:
Just Be Friends (Music Box ver.)
Plays:
114,765 plays

redasatomato:

misstressfortune:

penccils:

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THATS SAD STOP IT

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I TRIED TO MAKE IT LESS SAD WITH THIS DOODLE BUT THEN IT DIDN’T WORK FOR ME? ;A;

-kisses your cute face- Mew need to stop being so cute! -purrs and flicks tail-

retardedraccoon:

pastaheadcanons:

retardedraccoon:

pastaheadcanons:

retardedraccoon:

pastaheadcanons:

retardedraccoon:

retardedraccoon:

… I-…. Uhh…

Are people really getting mad at you, because we talk here?? XD

Yeah this is my “creepypasta headcanon” blog. But there are some people sending me fanmail with “OMG SHIP IT!!!!!

Aaaah…. ….. Oh great… I’m being shipped with someone again… x’D *Deep sigh*

That was pretty fast we became a ship, though, wasn’t it?! x’D

Yeah lol, all we need now for this ship to sail is fan art and fanfiction (How the hell a raccoon and a cat are going to work is beyond me O^O) But any way could we talk on skype tho? ~3~

On the internet, everything works… x’D

I guess we could, but I only give my Skype to people I chat to often or know well… TwT”

Seennppaaiiiii purrleassseeeee -pouty cat face-

If I didn’t live by my own rules and standards, how could I expect others to follow them as well? ^_^
You may get to know me well, before you get my skype… I am willing to do that… ^_^ *Pet you*

Ok then hehe -purrs while being petted- but I am going to switch opurr to my other account. X (Again with the angry messages lol)

-kisses your cute face- Mew need to stop being so cute! -purrs and flicks tail-

retardedraccoon:

pastaheadcanons:

retardedraccoon:

pastaheadcanons:

retardedraccoon:

retardedraccoon:

… I-…. Uhh…

Are people really getting mad at you, because we talk here?? XD

Yeah this is my “creepypasta headcanon” blog. But there are some people sending me fanmail with “OMG SHIP IT!!!!!

Aaaah…. ….. Oh great… I’m being shipped with someone again… x’D *Deep sigh*

That was pretty fast we became a ship, though, wasn’t it?! x’D

Yeah lol, all we need now for this ship to sail is fan art and fanfiction (How the hell a raccoon and a cat are going to work is beyond me O^O) But any way could we talk on skype tho? ~3~

On the internet, everything works… x’D

I guess we could, but I only give my Skype to people I chat to often or know well… TwT”

Seennppaaiiiii purrleassseeeee -pouty cat face-

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

-kisses your cute face- Mew need to stop being so cute! -purrs and flicks tail-

retardedraccoon:

pastaheadcanons:

retardedraccoon:

retardedraccoon:

… I-…. Uhh…

Are people really getting mad at you, because we talk here?? XD

Yeah this is my “creepypasta headcanon” blog. But there are some people sending me fanmail with “OMG SHIP IT!!!!!

Aaaah…. ….. Oh great… I’m being shipped with someone again… x’D *Deep sigh*

That was pretty fast we became a ship, though, wasn’t it?! x’D

Yeah lol, all we need now for this ship to sail is fan art and fanfiction (How the hell a raccoon and a cat are going to work is beyond me O^O) But any way could we talk on skype tho? ~3~

-kisses your cute face- Mew need to stop being so cute! -purrs and flicks tail-

retardedraccoon:

pastaheadcanons:

retardedraccoon:

pastaheadcanons:

retardedraccoon:

pastaheadcanons:

retardedraccoon:

retardedraccoon:

… I-…. Uhh…

Eh… Eh….

*Shakes my head* I don’t even know your age! T___T

16, I’m 16. Purroblem? X3 hehe

I’m 22?!?! T^T

*Ripping my hair out* Gggnnnnnggghhh!! T___T

Well personally, I have no problem with a bit of an age difference, (Jesus, I’ve had a female friend age 14, dating a guy my age) but it seeeeeems Tumblr and rest of society would disagree on that one, so… Uhh… I can, uhh… I can… Pet you?? 8’D *Crying*

Sure -paps face- no tears hehe

Good… TwT
Oh, read your tag: Yes I do have Skype XD

Oh then can we talk there(or somewhere else, like a space bar by Saturn O3O)? People are getting mad that I’m talking to mew on this account hehe

Are people really getting mad at you, because we talk here?? XD

Yeah this is my “creepypasta headcanon” blog. But there are some people sending me fanmail with “OMG SHIP IT!!!!!